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Идеальная жена

Наиболее любимые фразы идеальной жены: - Ты мой бог! - Прости, я была неправа ! - Милый, ты уверен, что выпил уже достаточно? - Я не слишком много разговариваю?
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Пьяная баба изде не хозяйка

Hенавижу Hовый год. Потом свои трусы на елке нахожу. пьяных женщины не любят... но как же упустить шанс, другого может не быть! Не торопись, родной, я все еще в сознаньи... Что у пьяной бабы на уме, то у мужчины никогда не получится. Пьяная женщина как совесть, то покоя не дает, то уснет внезапно

Блондинка - Я говорю то, что думаю. Я - то блондинка, а ваше оправдание какое?

Блондинка - это не просто цвет волос. Это еще и алиби!!! Я говорю то, что думаю. Поэтому всегда молчу. Я блондинка - мне всё, что не фиалетово - розово... не злите маленькую глупую блондинку, иначе она приевратится в стерву с двумя высшими образованиями... Истинная блондинка всегда остается

Помада, охотничий раскрас

Помада раскрывает многое в вашем характере. Каждый применяет помаду на своем пути, так что в конце концов она принимает конкретные формы. Форма показывает точных характеристики вашей личности, говорят эксперты от "Avon"

Lyn 1.5.3 (Mac OS X)

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Lyn 1.5.3 (Mac OS X) | 61 MB Lyn is a lightweight and fast image browser and viewer designed for Photographers, Graphic Artists and Web Designers. Featuring an extremely versatile and aesthetically pleasing interface, Lyn delivers an easy to use geotagging technology and a complete solution for sharing your photographs. Lyn natively supports all popular image formats like JPEG, TIFF, JPEG 2000, PNG, PPM, TGA, RAW, HDR, OpenEXR animated GIF and any other image format supported by Mac OS X. Features: Progressive display, on single or multiple monitor configurations, of images of virtually

HitmanPro 3.7.9 Build 224 Multilingual (x86/x64)

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Программы для пк
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HitmanPro 3.7.9 Build 224 Multilingual (x86/x64) | 22 MB Hitman Pro is the fastest solution to see if your computer is infected with viruses. This software is also portable and can run from a USB Flash Drive, CD/DVD, local or network attached hard drive. Hitman Pro 3 is a fast all-in-one tool to locate, identify and remove viruses, spyware, trojans, rootkits and other malware. Hitman Pro 3 will quickly show if your PC is infected with malicious software. Research shows that many computers are infected, even if they have an up-to-date security suite installed, and that a combination ...

SuperEasy Video Converter 3.0.4354

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SuperEasy Video Converter 3.0.4354 | 21.9 MB SuperEasy Video Converter 3 converts DVDs, videos and movies of most different formats directly to that format, which you require for your device. Even better, it downloads videos from the Internet, e.g. from Youtube and converts them straightforwardly to the required format. Why SuperEasy Video Converter 3? Working with SuperEasy Video Converter 3 does not require any knowledge concerning the supported ...

Ex-Libris 6.4 Retail Multilingual

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Ex-Libris 6.4 Retail Multilingual | MacOSX | 2 Mb ExLibris is a simple yet efficient Library Database software for Mac, to create your book stock sheets on your computer. Features The world largest database Integrated web browser for online search: find books thanks to the richest and largest media database powered by Amazon ...

klickTel Telefon- und Branchenbuch + Ruckwartssuche Herbst 2014

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klickTel Telefon- und Branchenbuch + Rückwärtssuche Herbst 2014 | 1.11 GB Das klickTel Telefon- und Branchenbuch, die praktische Auskunft für Ihren PC, gibt es auch mit integrierter Rückwärtssuche! - ...

Jason Mraz - The Studio Album Collection Vol.1 (2014)

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Artist: Jason Mraz Title Of Album: The Studio Album Collection Vol.1 Year Of Release: 25 August, 2014 Label: Atlantic Records/ATG Genre: Pop, Surf Rock, Smooth Jazz, Singer-Songwriter Quality: MP3 Bitrate: 320 kbps Total Time: ...

Jason Mraz - The Live Album Collection Vol.1 (2014)

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Artist: Jason Mraz Title Of Album: The Live Album Collection Vol.1 Year Of Release: 25 August, 2014 Label: Atlantic Records/ATG Genre: Pop, Surf Rock, Smooth Jazz, Singer-Songwriter Quality: MP3 Bitrate: ...

Zen Lemonade - Babylondon (2009) FLAC

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Artist: Zen Lemonade Title Of Album: Babylondon Year Of Release: 2009 Label: Electronic Soundscapes Records Genre: Ambient, Downtempo Quality: FLAC (tracks+.cue) Bitrate: lossless Total Time: 01:06:49 Total Size: 367 MB WebSite: ...

Murya - Triplicity (2014)

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Artist: Murya Title Of Album: Triplicity Year Of Release: 2014 Label: Touched Genre: IDM, Downtempo Quality: MP3 Bitrate: 320 kbps Total Time: 01:16:09 Total Size: 174 mb...

Sexy & Glam, Vol. 2 (For Voluptuos Women) (2014)

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Artist: Various Artists Title Of Album: Sexy & Glam, Vol. 2 (For Voluptuos Women) Year Of Release: 2014 Label: On The Beat Records Genre: Chillout, Lounge, Downtempo Quality: Mp3, 320 kbps Total Time: 03:39:09 Total Size: 520 Mb...

After The Sun 20 Deep Chill Out Tunes (2014)

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Музыка для секса
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Artist: VA Title Of Album: After The Sun 20 Deep Chill Out Tunes Year Of Release: 2014 Label: Walkin Rhythm Genre: Downtempo, Chillout, Lounge Bitrate: CBR 320 kbps Stereo Total Time: 01:57:57 Total Size: 273,92 MB...

Lounge #1 (2014)

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Музыка для секса
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Artist: Various Artists Title Of Album: Lounge #1 Year Of Release: 2014 Label: Modern Waves Genre: Downtempo, Lounge, ChillOut Quality: MP3 CBR 320 kbps Tracks: 30 Total Time: 02:24:56 Total ...

Запасайся кто может! Маринованный редис (2014 / SATRip)

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Кулинария и рецепты
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4 выпуск передачи с Рустамом Тангировым Запасайся кто может! - Маринованная свёкла. Мы предлагаем взять от этого лета все без остатка!

Acon Digital Restoration Suite 1.5.0 (Win/Mac)

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Acon Digital Restoration Suite 1.5.0 (Win/Mac) | 8/18 Mb Acon Digital Restoration Suite consists of four audio restoration plug-ins that are the result of several years of research within the field of noise reduction and audio restoration algorithms. DeNoise is a plug-in designed to reduce stationary noise, such as broadband noise, hiss, wind noise, buzz and camera noise. Great efforts have been put into preserving as much of the original signal as possible during the noise reduction process. As a result, DeNoise can reduce or in many cases completely remove the noise in a very transparent

iDeer BluRay Player 1.5.8.1701

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iDeer BluRay Player 1.5.8.1701 | 40 MB iDeer BluRay Player is a useful application for the users that want to play BluRay movies on their desktop. The program allows you to watch the movies and to share your impressions with your friends by posting messages on Tweeter or Facebook. You can take snapshots of your favorite movie scene by using a keyboard shortcut. The player provides support the most popular video formats such as CD, MOV, AVI, MOV, FLV, WMV, MP4, MPEG, RMVB and more. Play all BluRay and DVD Disc * Play commercial BluRay or DVD in different regions...

Alcohol 120% 2.0.3.6828 Retail Multilanguage Portable

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Alcohol 120% 2.0.3.6828 Retail Multilanguage Portable | 7.2 MB Alcohol 120% - a program designed to create and burn backups of your CD and DVD discs. It also allows them to make electronic copies (images) for recording or running through virtual drives. Alcohol 120% can create 31 virtual drive for playing CD and DVD, working with that will not be anything different from that of a conventional optical media, except for high speed reading - the disk ...

ZYNAPTIQ UNVEIL 1.7.6

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ZYNAPTIQ UNVEIL 1.7.6 | 44 MB UNVEIL is a real-time, de-mixing based plug-in that allows attenuating or boosting reverb components within a mixed signal of any channel count, including mono sources, as well as modifying reverb characteristics. Additionally, UNVEIL allows you to bring the key features of a recording into focus, or ...

Macgo Windows BluRay Player 2.10.7.1701 Multilingual

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Macgo Windows BluRay Player 2.10.7.1701 Multilingual | 40 MB Windows BluRay player is an excellent BluRay player software for Windows in the world. It can play BluRay Disc, BluRay ISO file, and BluRay (BDMV) folders ...

XYplorer 14.40.0100 Multilingual + Portable

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XYplorer 14.40.0100 Multilingual + Portable | 9 MB XYplorer is a tabbed file manager for Windows. It features a powerful file search, a versatile preview, a highly customizable interface, and a large array of unique ways to efficiently automate frequently recurring tasks. It's extremely fast and light, it's innovative, and it's fun! Export extended file informations of whole directories (or even directory trees) to CSV-formatted files. [new in 3.21] Column Width Auto-Adjustment. Highly customizable display formats for file size and date information. For each file and folder, the (real!) disk

Wondershare PDF Editor 3.9.8.1 Multilingual

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Wondershare PDF Editor 3.9.8.1 Multilingual | 41 Mb Wondershare PDF Editor lets you not only edit PDF files quickly and easily, but also convert them to Word, PowerPoint, Excel and EPUB files. Additionally, thanks to an available OCR plug-in (sold separately), you can edit and convert scanned PDF files. It's everything you need to make last minute changes, rewrite entire sections, edit scanned PDF files, or convert to Office formats for heavy duty editing. An Ultrafast PDF Editor You Can Afford * Edit PDFs Exactly like a Word ...

Wondershare DVD Creator 3.1.0.0 with DVD Menu Templates

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Wondershare DVD Creator 3.1.0.0 with DVD Menu Templates | 187 MB Wondershare DVD Creator is a perfect DVD burner to help you convert videos to DVDs from SD videos like AVI, MPG, MPEG, MP4, WMV, MOV, MP4, etc. and HD videos such as M2TS, TP, TRP, etc. with customized DVD menus. Besides, this DVD Creator allows you to make fabulous photo DVD slideshow and the built-in editor enables you to edit videos and photos to retouch them instantly! Keep ...

VueScan Pro 9.4.41 Multilanguage

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VueScan Pro 9.4.41 Multilanguage | 16.5 MB VueScan, the world's most popular scanner software, is used extensively by photographers, home users, scanning services and corporations. VueScan is a scanning program that works with most high-quality flatbed and film scanners to produce scans that have excellent color fidelity ...

Veronisoft IP Net Checker 1.5.8.16 (x86/x64)

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Veronisoft IP Net Checker 1.5.8.16 (x86/x64) | 3.2 MB IP Net Checker is a network monitoring software that allows you to verify the network connectivity of IP hosts on the Internet and LAN. The program periodically ...

Вся правда о тамплиерах / La verite sur les Templiers (2013) SATRip

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Документальные Фильмы
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Тамплиеры сформировали профессиональную армию, дисциплинированную, сплочённую, бывшую в постоянной боевой готовности. Они были не только монахами - рыцарями, их так же нанимали богатые дворяне для охраны своего имущества, тамплиеры оберегали доверенное им серебро и драгоценные камни. Они сопровождали эти сокровища в пути, это была служба безопасности того времени.




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